Today my dad got told by some guy that it is inappropriate and indecent for him to be holding hands with my mom. Apparently his 10 year old got worried and said “Daddy is that normal?” Naturally my dad reacts with “Fuck you, I love my wife!”
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
